Abandon All Hoprah

Try as you might, you will never be more bizarre than a Tiffany super-fan. 

lastchanceice:

(via androphilia)

lastchanceice:

(via androphilia)

The answer for Mommy and Daddy is clearly: instantly give your child the lowdown on anal

do you not pity this kitty?

no one appreciates oprah THE PROPHET
rainblow

diplomaticshark:

Stunning and Magical: MTV AWARDS REALLY PISS ME OFF

postmodernism:

gowns:

I really just now consider them awards giving to actors from hormone-racing, lust-craving teenage GIRLS who do not know that Twilight is a bunch of crap.

Seriously.

Kristen Stewart wins best female performance over Sandra Bullock (The Blind Side)

Robert Pattinson wins best global superstar (and best actor) over Johnny Depp.

Twilight: New Moon wins best movie over Avatar.

Seriously, teenagers in this world are lacking true intelligence about literature, acting, and overall greatness.

I guess that’s what irritates the living crap out of me.

The incompetence of teenagers today.

I miss being a teenager living in constant indignation sometimes.

Teenagers aren’t supposed to have taste. You cultivate it as an adult watching adult stuff like Merchant Ivory films (blorp) and Mad About You (double blorp). 

diplomaticshark:

what dan savage slept under last night

Arial shot of the raddest trampoline ever. 

diplomaticshark:

what dan savage slept under last night

Arial shot of the raddest trampoline ever. 

Breakfast with the Palins.

Breakfast with the Palins.

Posted on Monday 7 June.
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